This is a trick, isn’t it? They’re all wax figures!

Has the show definitely been cancelled then? I hear “hiatus” and “temporarily shelved” but I haven’t heard WE CANCELLED THE GODDAMN SHOW BECAUSE THIS WHOLE THING AND THESE PEOPLE ARE A NIGHTMARE. That’s what I’m waiting for.

I'm holding my donations until someone puts Dubya in a ring with Tyson.

Each of those guys is in a position to just write a check for that amount, without embarrassing and drawing attention to themselves.

What Mitt wishes 2012 looked like.

Shut the fuck up.

It’s an upgrade in opponent for Evander, as Romney will just talk your ear off.

For God’s sake Holyfield, pull down on his trunks so we can answer that magic underwear question once and for all.

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

tl:dr?

Please let this be for Brady what gambling was for Pete Rose.

Boostier

It must have been an uplifting experience for them.

One of the cats at the shelter where I volunteer used to dive face first into another volunteer's bag because she knew the cat catcher was in there. Her back feet would wiggle in the air as she rifled through that bag in search of gold. You could get like 6 cats playing at once with one of those. Shelter cats are fun…

Now these are really good Vines.

He wanted to try "Give it Away" but refuses to play with Flea.

I laughed really hard at the dog licking the bongoes before playing them for some reason

God I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive. Completely in a league of his own.