Definitely not ok if it's not someone you're not already having sex with. Regular house guests just have to go in the bathroom if they need to take care of business.

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

Alright, but I'm taking the veal with me.

I was more hoping for an"horny old guy and plane full of hookers" flight.

I thought it was a wonderful piece, but I sincerely doubt that most good white people—or at least the good white people who run in my circles—believe that they "deserve a fucking prize." I think they're expressing empathy.

I am a good white person. ... And do you know what? I don't see a need to apologize for it.

As a white person, I was wondering why the author didn't answer those questions, but then I realized that it's not their job to tell me how to be a decent human being. After all, it's not "positive behaviors" us good white people want to be congratulated for; we expect to be patted on the back for treating black…

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

Sounds about right. The best part of early in the day dinner that you are hosting is that you can just have a bunch of small plates throughout the day so you never *unintentionally* food coma.

What I'm most surprised by is how Vladimir Putin finds the time to referee. That guy is everywhere.

Sounds like a fantastic idea with no possible downside

The whole point of prison is to keep violent and highly manipulative people away from society

"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

...or even charged, for that matter.

...because he's never been convicted of anything?

Well, at least the fashion changed since Allen's first movie:

So... basically... they're all female versions of Allen, himself?

Hmmm...they all seem like fairly normally dressed women. ***shrugs***

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

1) They're no more of a security risk in the middle of the street running as they are on the sidewalk next to the street.