Ahem - if you are still looking for even more Guy Fieri shit to review, I have just been informed that he has a series of branded tattooed kitchen knives. Tattooed kitchen knives. I am confident you can make something equally great out of this particular brand of brahfuckery.

Hah, never thought of that. I just assumed that, like much of the stuff over that way, just looked old and faded.

I think I got the norovirus just looking at that picture

I guess we better call in the Hardly Boys

SHOCKED.

Too much chin, in my opinion.

Retouched for vogue

Unretouched pigeon photo.

Meh, Jesuscon has its own issues. (For added fun, shout "No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" at the 0:10 mark. Just trust me.)

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

2+ million apiece? If only I was nine again.

Minnie the Moocher was the best performance in that movie.

Here's Riley Cooper...being a racist hillbilly at a Kenny Chesney concert.

Hey now.