Chair is not large enough for Kim's ass.

I think I got the norovirus just looking at that picture

I guess we better call in the Hardly Boys

SHOCKED.

This site exists purely as a vehicle for Zardoz propaganda...

Yep, just wanted to pop in and say this was possibly the beautifully written article I've seen all day.

*crapulence

Man I love to shower after I make doody. I'd kill to have a shower at work that was private for workplace corpulence. I must rely on inferior wet wipes. White better than nothing, they are a sad replacement for a shower. A bidet would also be acceptable if it heated the water before blasting my brown eye.

Isn't this also like a quiet place to go fuck or jerk off during the day?

Yeah, because the first thing I want to do in a NYC subway is touch something....

I've gotten through many New England snowstorms in a rear wheel drive car on all-season tires with no ABS. Often times I did it before the roads were salted or plowed. I don't fancy myself a particularly great driver, but at least competent. I drove slow, steadily and smart.

There's nothing wrong with that sentence.

What's wrong with it?

I like the idea of CitiBike a lot. I just really wish it didn't take up parking spaces in some places.

Too much chin, in my opinion.

Retouched for vogue

Unretouched pigeon photo.

Meh, Jesuscon has its own issues. (For added fun, shout "No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" at the 0:10 mark. Just trust me.)

but he might have thought that he could have the bride of his choice