"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

WWJD ... Where Would Jesus Defecate?

2+ million apiece? If only I was nine again.

Seems weird to greatly inflate the number of people who actually died by multiplying it out by 12 as if 2,753 died every two hours.

Minnie the Moocher was the best performance in that movie.

I mean, I doubt anyone would've heard them at all if there actually was a nuclear war... Unless the Enclave released its eyebots out to the wasteland.

Here's Riley Cooper...being a racist hillbilly at a Kenny Chesney concert.

Hey now.

Institute the "You break it, you bought it" and charge the kid(s) with the value of the legos, $25,000, divided between them if more than 1 is to blame. If they are under 18, charge their parents.

I thought they came from Schenectady.

The whole "meme" thing is nonsense. It is interesting that in the article not an iota of criticism of memes is mentioned. I'm supposed to think that a meme is out there just wainting to be caught like a virus? Then what is a "meme" supposed to be? Is it a material, tangible thing? Can it be detected? Genes exist, they…

Plus, you save us from having to engage in substantive political or personal discussions with our co-workers, extended family, and cab drivers. So pull up a chair and stay a while!