It’s about time some governing legal entity put a stop to this crap. Nothing surprises me about this, and how totally cliché it is that it’s called “conversion therapy” since it’s done “by a handful of religious groups.” Go foist your god and your hatefulness and your faux science off somewhere else. Go convert ISIS…

Since I live in NYC it’s safe to vote for him without tipping the results in favor of the GOP, who are all as bat-shit crazy as this guy comes wants you think he is. Although I love the name! And problem solved!

The fact that O’Malley played guitar was the best thing about him. Fortunately or unfortunately, for him or the rest of us.

Calling George Sand!

Why can’t Brian Stelter pass out on the air, or just forever?

Their forebears, the Smith Brothers, did well with artisinal cough drops, and that skill (and the facial hair) has been passed down, apparently.

How’d this all work out?

I shot a car salesman in Reno just to watch him die.

Retard.

Men who are “depicted as emasculated, humiliated, bitter, and bored” aren’t exactly that unusual. They’ve been appearing in television commercials for years (maybe even in real life too!), I guess because women do a lot of the buying of stuff advertised on TV.

I personally would have preferred a big honking tattoo of Scottsdale on my back over Phoenix, but there’s no accounting for taste, and particularly Affleck’s.

Someone could always shoot them.

And maybe Trump was right, because Trump knows from ugly.

Ban Marine Le Pen! Because her name sounds like “pen” and for other reasons.

Or Lassie, who is good at reporting that Timmy is down the well, after all.

Someone should clue in MSNBC then, it just ran a lengthy segment on exactly this. Looks like we won’t have to shut down the Internet after all!

I thought it was a “pink” grapefruit, although the imagery of “blood orange” is more germane.

Is it because the kids in the classroom thought—knew—that this (or worse) would happen to them if they did anything at all? That’s what I think.

Don’t look at me.

Don’t look at me.

Ooh, gel ink, in many colors!

Ooh, gel ink, in many colors!