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As I said, I borrow.

As I said, I borrow.

As a writer (oops! make that “as not a writer”) these Pilot G2 pens are the ones I steal, er, borrow whenever I need a pen. The grip is great, and now I see I can get a finer point!

As a writer (oops! make that “as not a writer”) these Pilot G2 pens are the ones I steal, er, borrow whenever I need

That photo is Miley Cyrus 20 years from now in a bar in Reno, if she’s at all lucky.

Well isn’t that the “theme” ... it’s blue. And she’s white. Sort of like the flag of Israel.

We are not amused ...

Well so far, the “be a dick” commenters appear to outnumber the “don’t be a dick” commenters by about 2 to 1, but it's early.

The things you see when you don't have a gun.

I often wonder how many nail salons are actually nail salons and how many are money-laundering dodges. And if not nail salons, then the acupuncture massage fronts that no one ever enters or leaves.

Beverly Hills cops would have been too busy arresting people who walk on the sidewalks of Beverly Hills anyway.

At first I thought that Shop Jeen was a Jared Fogle’s fantasy website, and I had to close it quickly in case the po-po were tracking the place.

Not as stupid as his goatee.

Has Jared started over-eating again? The recent photos make it look as if he has...

Why does someone (like me, for example) suddenly find himself in the grey? I sense a conspiracy here ...

The things you see when you don’t have a gun.

More like devil’s kale than devil’s lettuce.

Let us not compound the problem of Mike Huckabee by electing him president.

I’ve thought of Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi as the Jabba the Hutt of ISIS/ISIL, and this sort of seals the deal. Enslaving young women for sex with religious justification, eh? This is beyond pitiful.

Did you try this?

I’ve lost more than a few good hats that way...