Read The Golden Bough, chapter 60’s subchapters “Not to Touch the Earth” and “Not to See the Sun.”

Fuck Huckabee (still angling for a reality show of his own as he surely is) ... how about espousing incarceration in a penal institution for the wayward Josh? Isn’t that what was called for in this and any other situation like it? Too late for Josh, statutes of limitations being what they are, but it’s not to late for…

Fuck Huckabee (still angling for a reality show of his own as he surely is) ... how about espousing incarceration in a penal institution for the wayward Josh? Isn’t that what was called for in this and any other situation like it? Too late for Josh, statutes of limitations being what they are, but it’s not to late for…

-isn’t afraid to be boringly mundane.

Or Firefox, which I’m about to do (again).

Actually, the correct response to this? “Is the Pope Catholic?”

I’d say no.

“Gore me once, shame on me. Gore me twice ... we won’t be gored again.”

So he’s been cured of his homophobia?

I thought women (well, young women) stuffed things into their bras, and didn’t stuff their bras into things?

No.

My father died when I was in my mid 20s, and my mother was a wreck. She moved around the country, from relative to relative and then finally seemed to come out of her funk and lived on her own. About that time, her mother fell ill, and my mother ended up spending a lot of time back in her hometown ... where she struck…

It's Dove's fault you got acne for using it on an area of your face that might have used some anti-fungal cream instead? Keep that in mind.

Cats are being put down (read killed) because they can't be placed in homes where people like you could love them and get a whole lot in return. You want a cat? Rescue one!

It’s not easy, there are so many things you have to know. But it’s not like they’re hidden.

It’s a secret sexism signal to the other sexists. You weren’t supposed to notice.

Drum solo, Mr. Ginger Barker!!

He should call it Heaven's Gate and pray it does at least that well with paying customers.

The woman could always just start thinking about baseball.