Oh. I must have been asleep or away from my Gawker Watch at the Keyboard. My deepest regrets to the 11:08 poster! Well done!

And speaking or Toronto, what's Rob Ford been doing during the World Cup, eh?

I think he meant to say "Rob Ford's freebase" ...

Can't wait to see the new ad campaign!

Well, there's little else to be done, except to call in the drone strike, of course.

I think "sink" might be the wrong word.

So does this mean that Kanye no longer thinks Kim is the next Coco Chanel?

Les Revenants is a riveting series (I highly recommend it), but the French film of the same name from which it's derived stinks like a 10-year-old corpse that's been recently disinterred, and I don't mean on its own steam...

There's a sucker born every minute! This way to the egress! Womp Womp my ass...

This is a lot more sad and disgusting than all these gleeful comments would have it.

In other news, Canada's legalization of sizzurp went briefly unnoticed by Hizonner the Mayor.

A pity, really. Didn't DMX say he was going to beat the holy crap out of Zimmerman then whip it out and pee on him? Or was that a Jon Stewart fantasy on the Daily Show?

I'm just assuming some Gawker commenter is coming up with (or stealing) a Rob Ford/Scary Blinking Robot Bear image. Wake me up when that happens...

"No biting the heads off rats or small squid near toilet."

NO STOP THIS NOW! I just saw this on the cable TV schedule and had to bathe. NO. I can't watch that video either. This isn't like pregnant ladies craving clay, either. Can't she just eat baby poop and go away.

I'm sure it's just me, so you don't have to tell me it's just me, but this description of the Cubs new mascot and the reaction seems like one big Rorschach test gone wrong.

SatanCon coal in their SatanCon stockings, for sure.

Yet another thinly disguised skirmish in the War on Christmas.

Speaking of border collies, here's why she needs one:

No prob!