They do that, you know. Easy access.

Can anyone explain on what technicality he was let off so lightly? I mean, only having to register for 5 years?

I don’t want to live longer. I want to live better.

Teachers know about this sleep thing, but when we suggest later start times, parents push back because sports/football, y’know.

Ima bout ta lose fuckin control and I think I fuckin like it.

To see if there are any of those crunchy quasi burnt fries in the bottom of the bag. Those are the shiz.

a) I know, right?

So, what is it—Wiccan or witchcraft? Because those are two different things.

Customers would never know if a given server or cashier had used all of their yearly allotment or not.

maybe it’s supposed to be Good Friday?

i bet it’s wheaton. it’s always wheaton.

ketchup is red and also made from a nightshade fruit, so you’re avoiding all sorts of allergies there. win-win!

They need a sign near where the line starts “sorry, we are out of...”.

omg i know what i’m having for breakfast tomorrow.

I will pay, in cappulattes, to have this done Attenborough style.

The Demick book is good too (Nothing to Envy).

Have you ever gotten a bill from an inpatient mental health hospitalization? Just a 72-hour hold? How about several, because whatever coping skills they can cram in you in a weekend just aren’t working, and you have to drive 2 hours just to get to a county or state funded therapist (who had a 3 month long waiting…