Aw, shit. Does this mean we aren’t gonna meet at the fish boning statue?

DO IT. DO IT NAOOOOOOOOOOO

Sounds like you’re running lean. Might want to rinse your filter in some vinegar and water, you know, freshen it up. Alternately, you could have your bloodbag orally aerosol some fuel all up in your supercharger, like they do Down Under.

.....FOR IT IS SHINY AND CHROME. WITNESS ME!

My last period was September of last year. Been humming along, doing my old lady uterine atrophy thing, when all of a sudden two days ago I started gushing like I had been saving it up for 10 months.

ya know, if you would just shut yer lady yap and listen to the nice male marketing department you’d know what you need and what’s good for ya.

I akshully went last summer. It was crowded, expensive, and depressing (the belugas especially so). We did meet by that statue, though.

The calf swims round and round, and at last swims up to his mom, nudging her. “Mama, where are us? Where are other us?”
Piquet whistles quietly, slowing a little, not stopping.

Yeah, but then people do that and go chasing dolphins and whine cuz they end up breaking shit.

Reminds me of this:

I’ll crochet your ratty unwashed nursing bras into a lovely summer scarf. $24.95 plus shipping, or $1,024.95 plus shipping if you’re a fetisher.

Huh huh, you said will.

Ermagerd! Those are MY toenail clippings!

If we shove our beautiful life-affirming wrinklestars in your face, it is because you need it. We can’t enough of our wonderful poopy ports, and neither can you.

Waaaaaaaah! Makes me want to try to explain why I was doing 55 in a 40, though.

And somehow crossing 2600 miles of territory to escape war? FUCKING TERRORISTS.

As if anyone else could claw the air uselessly with tiny withered appendages like you, ThunderLizard.

Wut? We don’t do that at large in the community. Why would we do that for lazy, job-stealing criminals?

Yeah, but did you align your lessons with CCSS?

Does anyone know if there’s a petition we can sign somewhere?