If we shove our beautiful life-affirming wrinklestars in your face, it is because you need it. We can’t enough of our wonderful poopy ports, and neither can you.

Waaaaaaaah! Makes me want to try to explain why I was doing 55 in a 40, though.

And somehow crossing 2600 miles of territory to escape war? FUCKING TERRORISTS.

As if anyone else could claw the air uselessly with tiny withered appendages like you, ThunderLizard.

Wut? We don’t do that at large in the community. Why would we do that for lazy, job-stealing criminals?

Yeah, but did you align your lessons with CCSS?

Does anyone know if there’s a petition we can sign somewhere?

WHOA_OH BLACK WEDDING, BAM A LAM
WHOA_OH BLACK WEDDING, BAM A LAM

Nachos rule because they come with their own little edible shovels.

“If you can make this much for losing a tooth, imagine how much you can make for gettting pregnant before you’re old enough to drive!”

I love that she will not be silenced, not by bullets, not by violence, not by men, not by religious dictates.

Good eye. I have been haunted by Sylvia Liken’s story (autopsy found she had bitten through her own lip) since I read about her as a child.

The couple were heading to their son’s home in Palm Springs, California for Mother’s Day when Knuston took a wrong turn, resulting in their Hyundai Sonata became becoming stuck on a rock.

spinned?

You’re....from India?

I heard the bread-things-all-the-other-tables-are-having are AMAZEBALLS.

Ah, you sound like you’re ready to join the Earth-Trisolaris Movement. Come, let us be comrades.

disrespecting their parents and elders

She certainly did!