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those men and women were persecuted

The service dog saved her life! Those pastries were red AND crunchy.

Also, all my gifs are sponsored by Pfizer. BIG PHARMA FOR THE WIN.

How would that be a crime?

All these stars. They are for you. EXCEPT FOR EUROPA.

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Or freedom of guns. Do you even constitution?

YEAH, WAY TO SHOW BIG PHARMA!

I recommend daily maintenance snuggle/naps with your fav-0-rit critter of choice for proper mental hygiene and prophylaxis. If you do a little mindfulness with it it counts as meditation.

troof

She didn’t know it was him for sure until she asked the middle school question. Booth may be a fairly common name in Florida.

More like, “Look, ma, I’m a lethal predator. I catch speedy gonzales—see?”

ALL HAIL KOOKIE CAT. MAY SHE ALWAYS REMAIN VICTORIOUS.

me: (showing pics of Samwise and Charlie) See? Like this! LIKE THIS!
Mila drosphila: Eh. (Hisses at Pavi, then jumps on table and sits on the keyboard.)
Pavi pavs: (swats at Mila in passing) YOU HAVE TWO SECONDS TO REACH MINIMUM SAFE DISTANCE.

computer: scroll scroll scroll scroll scrolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
me: Mila pila drosphila! Move your butt!
Mila: No. Learn to read faster. Filling out job apps is sooooo overrated.

Vasquez: All right, we got seven canisters of CN-20. I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the whole fucking nest.
Hicks: That’s worth a try, but we don’t know if it’s gonna affect them.
Hudson: Let’s just bug out and call it even, man! What are we even talking about this for?
Ripley: …I say we take off and go

I can only star it once, so have some toilet paper.

Is this what you look like? Because bees are not fud.