More like, “Look, ma, I’m a lethal predator. I catch speedy gonzales—see?”

ALL HAIL KOOKIE CAT. MAY SHE ALWAYS REMAIN VICTORIOUS.

me: (showing pics of Samwise and Charlie) See? Like this! LIKE THIS!
Mila drosphila: Eh. (Hisses at Pavi, then jumps on table and sits on the keyboard.)
Pavi pavs: (swats at Mila in passing) YOU HAVE TWO SECONDS TO REACH MINIMUM SAFE DISTANCE.

computer: scroll scroll scroll scroll scrolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
me: Mila pila drosphila! Move your butt!
Mila: No. Learn to read faster. Filling out job apps is sooooo overrated.

Is this what you look like? Because bees are not fud.

Ik,r? And sailing out of Dana Point?

Well, shit, who the fuck decided to tack right in front of me? I mean, I’m swimming along, enjoying the bowshock, breaching with glee cuz I’m a Pacific Spinner, then BAM! I’M ONNA BOAT.

Adorbs.

No no no. Not Steve.

All I can say to the ex Mrs. Castronovo is be good to yourself.

Yes, and no. Do you wear them straight outta bed?

A week away from 50+. Already wearing pajamas everywhere.

Mila sez:
Scrabbly leggly mess
Let’s nuke the site from orbit
Do you like my butt?

Also I lubs dis arm.

Dis arms. I lub it.

Perfect.

Aw, that would be awesome if you knew how. Cuz then you could teach me how. I’d pay you in beads and dirty blankets and stuff.

Whoever had to clean the bathroom after that meal...