*pats bench* heh heh, sit here next to me...

I'm allergic to juice. Fruit is okay though.

I'm allergic to paste. Glue is okay.

Church of Lies by Flora Jessup documents the sexual abuse of children in the FLDS.

"Dis goggie iz so comfy futrest."

I have to tell myself that too—that the weight gain is an acceptable offset of feeling better. The change in affect on your face is far more noticeable than any weight gain. Like you, I was working out pretty hard for a while and still could not budge the weight, so I got some cute pieces in brighter colors.

No. Not enough. That fourth pic, though—"oof! move your fat butt! you're squishing me!"

I don't lie.

Be careful which chocolate product you buy. Fair trade all the way. http://thecnnfreedomproject.blogs.cnn.com/2012/01/12/cho…

When kitty somersaults, we ALL win...

Ah, okay. Thanks for clearing that up.

a) he may be able to lactate but he ain't gonna feed a fucking baby. Isn't that like saying when a woman gets raped, she can shut that whole pregnancy thing down?

I've worked for idiot principals. This wouldn't have made it that far. Would have turned it into a class discussion and maybe a writing exercise on the pros and cons of being invisible. You know, with evidence, for Common Core.

Is that a Norwegian? He looks just like our Max.

You people (as opposed to you cats) do know that some scholars think that Mary was only 12 when God spoke to her...

I jus counten dem. Dis one. Dis two. Dis tree....NU NU NUUUU TOO MANY. Okay, I try gin. Dis one...NU NU NUUUU...

Blackie.

He doesn't. He already tried to hide what he did. No remorse whatsoever.