Well, now I believe we’re in the end times.

Seriously, I’ve been waiting for this for so long.

Pity the poor intern who had to go up to a starving polar bear and find out whether or not it was in a state of hibernation...

Telekinesis, duh.

I know I am now stuck with “Get your bitch some chocolate (but don’t call her a bitch...but) “

BUT DONT CALL THEM BITCHES

I mean, chocolate isn't a bad idea anyway.

Wait a minute...

The polar bear will become a monument to what we could've done, but failed to do.

Also Missy Elliot joke.

Hardly. When Pluto was a planet, nobody really cared about it. It was a puny little afterthought and scientists were embarrassed by it because it didn’t really fit as a planet. It got far more interesting once we discovered that it’s really the first known example of a whole, vast category of objects that hugely…

“Be nice to your bitches when they bleeding” needs to be the national motto.

Obviously, Pluto’s giving scientist’s the middle finger for changing the definition of a planet on him. Or at least, that’s what Pluto thinks its doing. But scientists love discovering new stuff, so they probably don’t see it as a middle finger.

More importantly it doesn’t make Slavery any less racist

Don’t forget the Tulsa Race Riot where whites attacked blacks and killed anywhere from 50 to 300 Africa-Americans in one of the worst cases of racial violence in American history. So, in a way, they deserve to be linked to the Confederate Flag.

Duh.

Also: “With the slavery and everything else.”

“Condalezza Rice...sounds like a Mexican dish. Maybe we should send her down to Mexico so the Mexican’s will eat her! White power.”

“...There might have been racism way back then with the slavery and everything else but that’s all in the history.”