Remember when he wore this tan suit and everyone FREAKED OUT

Hillary Clinton was in the carriage in front of me on the Acela into NYC the other night. I missed seeing her (but I did see her security detail!), but I definitely got a contact high.

Was in the park with a friend earlier today and he told me I was standing near where the President walked last night. Not gonna lie, stood there and basked in the thrill.

Tipping culture created at least 15 to 20% of the income gap. We gotta abolish it one of these days.

“One of the news organizations that changed my gender had actually interviewed me, in person.”

tl;dr

According to a new report from Huffington Post, the nonprofit who released the video may have “deceived” the IRS about its mission.

Neither am I, but I play a convincing one on the internet.

Thou shall not have choice over you own body must have been somewhere in 11-15.

the IRS isn’t dictating what is moral; they only care if you lie or misrepresent yourself to them, especially if you are applying to be a tax-exempt organization. The IRS is the ultimate BBHMM. they don’t give a shit unless you hide/keep money from them.

shooocked

Her face says “I’m 110 years old. You’ve been president for 7 years. The fuq did you make me wait?”

A+ reference

more shots fired in this comment than from a damn tommy gun

I thought it was a bad idea to not have the ok of Lucasfilm because those guys don’t play around. Especially getting connected to Disney and we all know how protective Disney is of their properties.

People got banned!?! I missed what went down, but I didn't realize commenters got banned??

Um, to me the Queen looks like she’s getting ready to do a cartwheel or a handstand. The palace should have probably gone with that...

I loved Ruby Rose on OITNB. Hated that she liked Piper though because Piper is one of my least favorite characters (yes, I know she’s the main character but still, bleh).

and farts