So it’s hot as balls outside when my vagina overheats are you saying that it is hazardous to run 50/50 coolant through my vagina? Does this also apply in winter with anti- freeze? I’m in California so the anti freeze thing doesn’t always happen but it can get below freezing where I’m at in the state.

Hang one of these from belly ring. Or...

And the right to divorce and own property! We have such an exciting day planned for them.

I hope they also told these women they finally have the vote!

“A new study?”

I just let Coca-cola slowly effervesce in my vagina.

I thought everyone in the world knew at this point that douching was bad.

DYING.

The implication is that Jeffrey is gay. Which is dumb because if you watch Ina’s show you know that 98% of her real life friends are gay men (the other 2% are Bill and Hillary Clinton). Ina’s no Michelle Duggar - she knows gay men. She’d know if Jeff were gay, and if she missed it, her squad of well-heeled Hamptons…

I don’t remember where I heard it, or who said it, but the best description of Diners Drive-Ins and Dives is:

This film, currently called Genies, is being written by Damian Shannon and Mark Swift. They’re the team behind Freddy vs. Jason, the 2009 Friday the 13th remake, and they also recently worked on the Baywatch film, which will star Dwayne Johnson.

They do realize the main thing that made that character so memorable is... uh... currently unavailable?

I would’ve went for early to mid-40’s, but surprised like you all the same. Now, since reading this, I can’t get his “TRIPLE D!” intro out of my head.

There was a voice on the radio saying something like “So, I guess you want us to get back in the water.” Made me think there was a team down by the river doing cleanup.

I don’t either, but if Jeffrey is not into the meatloaf, Ina, call me.

NO I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE IS IMPLYING ABOUT INA HELP ME

Did...they...find the ball after this and remove it from the water?

That sounds much more likely and reasonable.