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Quack quack motherfucker.

He’s right. We never joke about rape in this country unless it’s man-on-man prison rape. Then everyone thinks it’s hilarious. “Put him in a cell with Bubba”..ha ha ha. It’s either all wrong or it isn’t.

The Kenyan sun beat down as B. Hussein Obama knelt. “Inshallah, I shall make you my wife and we will infiltrate America together,” he said.

What magical place do you live where your movie tickets still cost $8? :((((

Does anyone ever see things like this and imagine what a movie of your first date with your significant other would be like? I’m imagining a movie version of the end of my boyfriend and I’s first date where we’d stayed out too late, so I decided to let him crash at my house. I believe I told him, “Okay, you can sleep…

please continue this fanfic

Oh, so Comcast Provides internet for Pluto?

Helpful hint: When to use the word “genocide”? When describing an atrocity that has affected/decimated an entire population. Not when your damn self felt discomfort.

Dear Pluto,

Eagerly awaits the feel of silk goggles on my face.

I still feel like there should be a philanthropic element to Jezebel wherein pertinent issues like this one get highlighted and promoted.

“..radiation from a space rock cannot change your sexual orientation.”

Aw, my favorite little dwarf planet is cuter than I ever imagined!

‘well if he can, everyone can’

Seriously though, if Sinead O’Conner called me a cunt, I would consider it an honor and one of the highlights of my life.

It’s big in Ireland/UK. Not nearly as naughty as it is in the US.

I love the word cunt. That’s all.

Is there a more condensed version? I have the attention spa...