Man, I totally thought this was going to be pics of hot guys in cosplay with huge bulges. Way to rain on my parade.

I need a visual to get an idea of how much 200 CCs would be. ;)

I feel like a lot of politicians could do with 200ccs of throbbing gay dick honestly.

I’d pick 6 points and hope my vote took it over the cutoff.

This, even more than the adultery and general fuckery, is why I laugh every time the GOP claims to be the party of “family values.”

Once your dick is online ...

Good lord, this is the nicest comment section I have ever seen! I had to make an account just to say that. You are all really kind, who wouldn’t want a response like that? Lovely, thank you. I think maybe it’s weird to comment under your own interview but I’m doin’ it anyway.

Dear Putin:

This fascinates me, I can't imagine sleeping with someone who had radically different politics to mine. It's so fundamental.

And who is it up to to actually grant the “longer hours,” anyway? It’s NEVER up to the front line employees how many hours they get!

Pay people enough to comfortably afford their own rent and food? Are you out of your mind?

Um, according to several studies, Americans are WAY more productive than we used to be, but its the corporations/CEOs who are the only ones seeing that sweet extra cash, not the workers.

Maaaannn... Who is his attorney? That dude should have waited it out. $750000 was the best they could get for a broke dick? Fuuuuuck that.

It’s the classic canard too. He explains every economic problem as an issue of dependency, which always lets big business off the hook. I mean, the idea of a living wage is gaining traction and boy, those hard working republicans wouldn’t want to see that.

Maybe it’s just me, but I would think a broken penis deserves more than $750,000.

And now his penile system is as broken as America's penal system.

we don’t have many Channing Tatums or Chris Pratts, while the Aussies do.

I’d cry too if I sacrificed a big paycheck, but it’s worth it in the end. You would have to pay me a million dollars per episode to deal with Whoopi AND Raven, lawd.

Do you think he got them on sale? Because they’d be 100% off at my place.