Misrepresented dick size is a common thing.

Testimony is considered evidence Jill. And this was a whole fuckload of testimony and witness statements.

Eww that’s not what the belly button is for at all!

Kyle XY married the XY of his life

OMG, randilyn, I was dressed and brushed my teeth and started to leave the house and realized I had not one, but two (twooooooo) flat tires and I only had one spare. So, I though that I would change one tire and ride on one flat, and I did that, but I broke off the 4th nail on my left hand during the process and it…

If I was him, and the guy didn’t even touch the steaks, I’d have 3rd happy ending, free steaks for myself.

And he’s doing a herkie in the photo. Excellent. RIP

God really does have a “Hold Mine Beer And Watcheth This!” side, doesn’t He?

maybe there’s a story in the hyena Bible explaining it

For female hyenas, a lot happens through the clitoris—mating, urination, and even giving birth. Trying to put a penis inside a pseudopenis, or push a baby out a long, narrow clitoris, is unsurprisingly pretty challenging

But did you see the bit where the pseudopenis is the fucking birth canal? That has to tear open in order for the baby to come out?!

GIVING BIRTH THROUGH CLIT. WHY EVOLUTION? WHY?

What. The. Fuck.

My fully-grown, adult cousin has done that before. He insisted it looked like white chocolate. Looking like white chocolate or not, this is a soap store, not a sweets shop. Oh yea, and you should probably buy that seashell soap now that there is a huge bite mark in it.

I can’t believe he literally opened with “I don’t see color”. Like, that’s super that race doesn’t matter to you, Jerry, I bet it matters a lot to the man whose mother went to jail for being in a relationship with his father, though!

Lets be REALLY honest: The only difference between whipped cream and butter is the amount of time spent whipping. So not really that big of a mistake either.

Paula Deen’s entire career is based on this simple yet accurate principle.

Let's be honest, what doesn't taste good drenched in butter?