sounds like my Saturday night

How many e-mails did he have to send you to keep you from mentioning Gigli?

Yeah, but that’s not something he did, or had any control over. It’s always the cover-up that fucks you over.

I don’t understand this. Why would he demand to hide that part of his history? He is white, and his ancestors have been in this country for a while. There’s probably a good chance that every white person in the same situation has at least one slave-owning ancestor. Heck, I remember watching the episode with Wanda…

You’re... you’re like Shakespeare.

you are soooo articulate

Wow.

Chrissy Teigen ain’t that special, I eat ramen in my bed in my overpriced apartment all time.

I’m TRYING to ignore it, I’m TRYING...

I came into this article and down into the comments specifically for commentary on his hair.

Is everyone just going to ignore this whole ponytail, mullet, jheri-curl combo?

As for how Storch lost his money, he reportedly blew through $30 mil in a 6 month span on drugs.

Chris Martin andKylie Minogue

I feel like this guy is just a guy who currently works at Starbucks by day, dj by night, and he snuck his photo into the archives.

We see you, Mr. Sassy-as-Fuck, hanging out there in the background.

As an American Civil War nerd, there is no facial hair like Civil War facial hair. Burnside and his magnificent muttonchops are just the best-known example.

As a thirsty beard lover going through a particularly nasty heartbreak right now, may I say...

Wellll howdy soldiers

I am... having pants feelings.