Can someone post the sponsors of the supposed Act? Because..... um... I need to know names for retributional acts and such.

This is fantastic! Now my neighbors can’t say shit about my giant blood stone circle in the backyard or the skeleton army I planted under their flower bed.

I thought my speakers were malfunctioning when it started. I like it, but my first reaction was “oh shit, I broke my work computer.”

I’ll never understand the blatant racism in Latin America. In El Salvador (where my dad is from), most people are mixed with Spanish and Native American (Pipil, Lenca). Yet if you look more Native than Spanish, you’re discriminated against. Like “Oh yes, I’m brown, but he’s browner” kinda bullshit. :/

This is a very good article Mark about very important topics.

I’m going to be childless until I’m about 85-90, at which time I will transfer my consciousness into a younger clone body or a robotic body. I will also opt for the "laser eyes" upgrade either way. Or maybe I will just upload my mind into a server and just have simulated children on days / hours when I'd like them to…

Don’t have kids. This is advice from someone with 3 kids.

I have a lot of friends who are not rich or famous actors, and those residuals checks have kept them off the street a time or two. Actors are paid whenever their show/movie/commercial is viewed on any medium except streaming. Now that everything is moving to streaming, that’s a huge chunk of lost income.

“Fuck you, Mrs. Mosby,” one gang member said in the courtroom after his guilty verdict earlier this year. “I just smiled,” Mosby recalls.

I really like this woman, but I think I’ve been brainwashed by The Wire because I keep thinking “please don’t let her be corrupt, please don’t let her be corrupt”

For Kate McKinnon to do it, you’d almost have to put make-up on her to do it. And that treds into blackface territory.

That’s terrible, I'm sure a lot of those actors would love to see some residuals come in during their golden years. I'm thinking more about the character actors who are in an episode or two of a bunch of shows than the stars, it seems like a tough industry to make a living in if you don't hit it really big.

Who will Ben go to now? Jennifer Lawrence? Jennifer Aniston? Jennifer Connelly?

I need more Maya Rudolph in my life. Hell, AMERICA needs more Maya Rudolph.

Or it’s just that “asian” font from old Microsoft Word.

Pretty sure your cat has a future guarding nukes or something.

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…