Wait... have we confirmed whether or not those are dentures?

Let’s not go crazy, now. Wendy’s nuggs are definitely better but Mickey D’s nuggs are some fine nosh, too.

This is good Kinja.

“I may have engaged in some light racism.”

Which one? I assumed Wheelman was being hyperbolic for comedic effect. This is, however, The Internet and I may be mistaken.

I fucking loved Scotty Podsednik during the ‘05 Sox run.

This is the equivalent of Justin Bieber’s hoop-stagrams.

Okay, I fucking deserved that.

Did Terry just go out for donuts? Because she be DUNKIN.

Saliva-based ancestry DNA tests probably won’t tell you anything profound

Saliva-based ancestry DNA tests probably won’t tell you anything profound

Interestingly enough, words aren’t all that scarce and writers can talk about both of those things. If the balance between those two topics is not to your liking here, there are plenty of other outlets for you to examine to shore up any deficiencies.

Semen.

Well, he had ten TDs this year. I don’t really care which weeks he got them in.

Apparently “legendary” = out-of-control, lucky-as-fuck bank shots

How dare you

How long did it take for him to score a touchdown this year again?

You need to take OBJr right off of that list.

Samer buries the lede yet again.

Both of those things are stupid.

NEW RULE: A ban on a ball carrier initiating contact with the crown of his helmet in the open field or by a defender while making a tackle.