The Netflix suggestion algorithm’s about as accurate as Yahoo search.
(get on that NetFlix programmer people)

Yeah “Don’t Bother Robbing Me” is a legit maintenance choice.

This gave me a good chuckle, even though that sounds very awkward.

I recently got engaged and based on my and my partner’s names ( i’m guessing?), Facebook has concluded that we are Jewish (neither of us are).

It is only a matter of time before I get that lawnmower for my flat in London. I accidentally clicked an ad one time.

Facebook thought I was a fundie homeschooler for a while. Did you know Huckabee created a revisionist American history DVD set? Facebook told me.

The Internet’s want to talk to me about marijuana and Social Security. All day and all night. I have other interests, dammit! Like cat videos and recipes involving cheese.. I’m well rounded, in every sense of the term.

Well, I might not be the one looking. Example of how those things really work:

Well now I think I should start to google things specifically so that I’ll get fun ads. Does anyplace sell handsome guys reading high quality books?

I bought my girls (at their request) a bunch of panties from Aerie for Christmas. LAST Christmas. As in December 2014. I still see pictures of asses wearing thongs and “cheekies” (nice asses, but still...) every time I log into FB. The gods of the interwebz have kicked it up a notch in the last couple of months and…

For a while I was really into Chinese movies and after a while my netflix account was showing all Chinese movies with the synopsis in Chinese. I would have liked that if I were Chinese.

When FB gives me the weight loss ads I wonder if it can see me eating in front of my computer?

I still doubt that 1. has been achieved, so I would also go for 2.

excuse me aaron carter was a *solo artist*

I got a weird one today. Like three days ago I was talking about Chocolate Rain, for the first time ever, just talking, and out of nowhere the guy who sings it started following me on Twitter!? Wtf? I have like six followers, why would he of all people suddenly start following me right at this moment?

Last week mine showed an ad for rose gold boatshoe-looking loafers nearly identical to a pair I bought in cash, in a real store, two years ago. I only recently started wearing them regularly. I have no similar shoes (they’re kinda ugly), I have never taken a photo wearing them, and have never looked at anything like…

One of my coworkers who has a 6 year old son recently used my work computer to do some shopping, so now the default advertising that pops up whenever I go to websites is all boys underwear, all the time. As the only gay guy in the office, it is rather disconcerting.

I wish that Amazon would keep track of when I search for something then immediately buy it! Thanks for the ad for the thing that was delivered yesterday, Amazon, but no thanks.

Lin-Manuel Miranda ✔‎@Lin_Manuel

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