fat convertible sows.

Ditch wife, keep kid. Drive exotics every day.

I'm completely content with the base Bentley models.

Does about the same job as most SUV's i see driving in the snow.

I know this is a sketch but man I hope the actual car looks better.

I've never used an armorall product that didn't leave residue behind.

If I get another window breaker/ seat belt cutter, I am going to beat whoever gave it to me with it.

obvs.

Because Sergio is great at the financial engineering in the same way that Winterkorn's VAG is skilled at the actual engineering.

Grab a red crayon and draw them a picture of a happy family in a wagon with a big engine sticking out of the front and tire smoke in the back. Add in the word "vroom" all around it and bring it into the GM board room. Definitely try to incorporate the word "dynamic" in your presentation, the marketing people will eat…

so what happened to the ducks?

So turning your head to check your blind spots is that hard to do?

How is a keyless entry any different? How would a key have helped them?

Can't you get Gawker Media to pay for it? This could be the new Jalopnik mobile command center.

You must have missed this sentence...

About tree-fiddy.

Holy shit, me too.

wait 80,000 miles :] I'll take the n/a Yamaha V8 RWD Toyota