Because it won't sell. Flat out. All the people here on Jalopnik who go on and on and on of "IF THEY MADE THIS I WOULD BUY IT AND SELL EVERYTHING I OWN RIGHT NOW JUST TO OWN IT." In reality when it comes out "well it's a piece of shit. The hazard flasher is too triangular. The wheels aren't the perfect shade of…

Who are you and what are you doing here

VICTIM BLAMING.

Two words: Bridgestone Blizzaks

fixed

Here is the FIRST(?!?!?!?!?!) teaser? Mate, what then, do you call the PAST TEN YEARS!?!?!?!

"Lumins" is my climax word, BRO.

Two and a half minutes of spinning aimlessly does not a rally driver make.

YEEAAAOOOOOOO LOOK AT THAT MASSIVE LIGHTBAR, BRO.

You really think anyone in the market for a Tesla gives two shits about the price of gas? They could be giving it away and the great majority of Tesla buyers would still buying Teslas.

Well shit. I just called the man's light bar stupid and he called me out.

I think we're on the same page here.

Could we get one without the horrific Hennessey logo anywhere on it?

+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

I wish I could get deputized just to pull people over for using their cell phones while driving. When I am in the SUV I likely see 30+ people on my commute using their phone while driving down the road and it makes me mad as I like riding a motorcycle.

Chode.

A mid-engined roadster, perhaps.

so much this. test one variable at a time.

I'D really like to see a fwd vs. rwd both with winter tires.