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Ken has Terrible Luck with Bland Cars
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Why are you defending that bitch? She had a 19 month old kid in the car. Gendered Insults? Really? Get over it.

Coincidentally, about an hour ago (3:00pm on Monday afternoon). I’m sitting in front of a coffee shop and there’s a shitfaced old drunk parked in the red zone right in front of me. He’s obviously trashed; puking out the window, nodding in and out, etc. Shitfaced Drunk in the middle of the afternoon. I called 911, cops

Seriously, you expected something else??? They are just names being slapped on to vehicles built to hit an established market segment, nothing more.

NO!

Man, all of y’all are wrong. I own a Porsche, and it’s pronounced “parsh.”

I’ve seen this take before and it’s just not correct. Here are the things you got wrong:

Saab’s engines effectively evolved into the first gen ecotec motors though, and GM front-drivers still use Saab’s manual trans-axle. Saab’s reckless spending was their downfall, but it also kept GM alive and kicking past 2008.

#GMBadgeEngineering

Trailblazer SS isn’t a bad idea. That or the even cooler Saab 9-7x Aero.

I was sitting in a mall parking lot with my son waiting for my wife (story of our lives ammmirite?). At the time I had a blue Prius C2 with tinted windows. We had been there maybe 5 minutes and an identical C2, blue, tinted windows, parked caddy-corner of us one row over, I pointed it out to my son as a coincidence.

Because people like familiarity.

You win the racism card bonus for this post. Congratulations?

It’s “It’s.” :)

Wrong way. The horse keeps hitting humans.

Siena: the Cammry of minnivvanns

“...Ford claims this will allow the 2WD truck to hit 25 mph on the highway.”

I hope I’m not in the minority when I say this:

Aging the four personas 16 years, it’s quite troubling: