Then I was told my tip (15%) was too small.

The NBA age restriction was always premised on the paternalistic bullshit that young, black men would not be well prepared to deal with the big money and fame they would receive at a nascent adult age. A retrograde argument contradicted by the fact that the NHL (and its many owners who also control NBA franchises)…

Hello Lonzo

I was hoping I could pick him up for a song.

When you have to sit Enes Kanter because he’s too good, you’ve built something truly special.

[fires up the web browser]

Memphis GM: “...And as long as we’re doing the trade, I’ll throw in Chandler Parsons-”

BUTLER: But the most interesting detail of that whole scrimmage, that nobody knows? Thibbs was guarding me. Thibbs was guarding me the whole time. 1 on 1.

Last night did not help support my “Devin Booker is butt” take but I will not be discouraged. 

Can you ctrl-z and bring them back? I bet they would have made for entertaining reading.

I gotta tell you, this feels a lot like you’re hearing galloping, seeing a mane and tail, and you’re looking for a zebra instead of a horse.

Marshalls for sure you just need to be willing to wear that Nike shirt/shorts/pants that never sold anywhere else. I for one am, and I will not burn this shirt I paid 6 dollars for.

I think we might have just found the biggest non story in human history.

Sad to see McLemore going for Thrift Shop prices.

This is chief among the reasons why I refuse to run.

Those jawlines, lips, and noses. They were so vain they were dating themselves. My last Ex is engaged to a girl who could be his sister, they look so much alike.

Don Jr. keeps all his intelligence in his chin.  

before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s remember that he has two brothers that aren’t retiring.

Wasnt everybody doing that in 2002? I mean with 9/11 and everything....?

I love how the least important one’s presence didn’t mean much in the next two.