Starter money is reserved for studs like Case Keenum and Ryan Tannehill.

Harris seems like a smart and reasonable guy, but it felt like his entire position was “The Raiders handled everything well, except for any part where they didn’t unequivocally condone AB’s behavior.”

Tell me more about baseball, guy who doesn’t watch baseball.

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Seriously, you should change your name to EL-OBTUSO

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

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Jesus CHRIST, it's early but this is a frontrunner for worst comment of the day

KD is going to play 6 minutes in game 5, be a -50 and then explode both Achilles. He'll then sign a super max contact with the Knicks. 

First: I want netting. Period.

Second: Until that happens, adults need to stop bringing kids into those sections.

You have no idea what you’re talking about, Barry!

I get that the Lakers’ front office is a clown show, but people are grossly misrepresenting how bad of a team they were on the court this year. At one point they were (I think) the 4th seed then their entire team got injured at the same time. If Lebron doesn’t miss 20 games due to injury they’re certainly in the…

“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .

“After the two girls got into a fight about cigarettes and abused an elderly lady.”

Can’t believe we’re still having this conversation a week later, but this: “They only do it under the table for the sake of the player so he can stay eligible.” A player’s not eligible once they take the money. That’s the fraud, you dingus.

I’ll just repeat myself:

Fuck the NCAA, but this realllly glosses over the active and knowing fraud as if it’s incidental.