Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

The great thing about jazz is that if it starts getting boring, you can just play other notes.

for me personally if im going to put forth the effort to follow a story of absolutely zero consequence that is still repeatedly popping up in the news this week it has to be juicero. sorry to the partios players and coaches

I think most in Cleveland would argue that they haven’t had an NFL team since Bernie Kosar was in his prime.

Trump couldve spent 3 weekends at Mar-a-lago with that!! Sad.

Holy shit mate give it a rest.

I don’t think he did it on purpose.

I’ve been sitting in my office this afternoon hearing the sirens and chaos outside. I’ve had to feel the complete horror of calling everyone you know to see if they’re safe, freaking out if someone doesn’t pick up. We always feel so safe here, I could seriously not believe it when I saw the news. I was just thinking…

Death of a Blackhawk

So, it was Panik! at the goal line?

Through the whole process, I think Oakland has ignored the economic repercussions of losing the team. The city’s bail bond industry is about to completely crash.

Viagra and prostate cancer.

Don’t let his looks deceive you: he is quite healthy for a North-American reptile-brained, hate-yam. Such a color is common to all species of gummivore. If anything, blame his lackluster people-suit.

Weekend at Spicey’s

(As a Timberwolves fan) I kinda hate reading takes from national writers and commenters about Rubio. Maybe there’s some Stockholm syndrome as part of it, but when I hear the inevitable “Yeah but he can’t shoot and he should just be a backup PG and you’ll never win with him,” all I can say is: No! You don’t get it!…

I don’t know who that is but I appreciate the joke structure.

I heard Mike Zimmer wanted to convert him to fullback, but he was completely against the switch.

God doesn’t exists, next question.

And before that: the dude that invented the carrying case for a flute.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.