Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

Once I closed all of the pop-up ads, then bought the Asics Gel-Kayano 20s the website forced me to purchase, the article only took about 10 minutes to find.

Exhaustive and well-written, truly. But it didn't address the most important issue: who is The Yellow King?

"Great At Soccer"

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

Tim, hand to God— all evidence to the contrary, Kentucky is an accredited, degree-granting institution.

But she really did meet Greg Oden

"Two legs, bad."
- Greg Oden

My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

It's official. Seattle fans suck.

Shut the fuck up.

I honestly did not know that we have this many Hindus in American. God bless diversity!

Wow, 10 years... guess it was time for a walk down mammary lane.

That's twice this week he's had serious troubles driving.

[takes a shot]

What wrong with a team winning a lot of regular season games and then maybe a World Series every 3 or 4 years? That sounds fucking awesome.

[i]A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.[/i]

I can't believe the NFL doesn't have better accommodations for the Pro Bowl.

Worst Google+ hangouts commercial ever.