Oh gahl, yes. Here comes dad to tell us how we’re all wrong about music and he’s the only one with a good ear anymore.

Good point. The Germans have always been open to discussing their views on race.

This may crumble reality as you know it, but not all men respond to rejection with homicide. Some of us just, you know, message the next girl on Tinder.

Yeah! Forget the possibility of “honest mistakes”! This guy is clearly a degenerate racist who we need to run up the flag pole. BOYCOTT TIME.

Right. These teams are basically admitting they can’t defend as a team, so they’d rather just skip that whole part altogether.

I feel like you pretty likely are not an attorney. But good luck to your clients if you are!

I read this whole thing and I still don’t understand its point.

Is this article directed toward Charley/Drew/Dave or to the editor? Also, why is she calling you different names? I don’t get that part.

Lastly, what DO you know about Chuck Norris films?

I respect you for playing as the Timberwolves. Unless you’re playing against them, in which case you have no respect from me.

I’m only here for more posts from TheSometimesWhy.

The game is Saturday, not tonight, but you're still a firework.

You're wonderful.

I am a Raiders fan. As they took the lead 10-6, I made a bet with my friend that they would lose by at least 30.

Pretty worthless article here, Tim. Although, I'm fairly certain you know what you were doing when you accused Jeter of being one of the worst players in baseball. Not even this year, his twentieth year in the league, is he even one of the worst shortstops. He has a career BA over .300 and has won 5 gold gloves at…

I love the Greek Freak as much as the next guy, but we can all agree that "Two Dribbles" was basically "Two Carries", right? I'm just a bitter 5'5" guy, ok?

I'm pretty sure the ping pong ball was sent to Philly along with Shved and Moute?

You see all the angles!

You see all the angles!

Good god, you're insane.

I'm not sure how this isn't top comment.