I'm not the only one who isn't impressed by this....right? RIGHT?

Just a small sample of the extreme talent factory that is the Oakland Raiders.

To be fair, Michael Landsberg being a drag queen isn't exactly a "sexy" topic, either.

4) What is a "mustache male model"?

And Kuhn...? I don't understand these captains.

Can I just make the obvious "pornstar name" joke?

You are perfect. +1

You, sir, are wonderful.

I mean...you get that that was the joke, right?