His favorite book is still Maurice Sendak’s lesser-known work, Where the Real Racists Are.

A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?”

Lucky you. I’ve been here for years and I’m still waiting to be ungreyed.

While “winning is winning” is a fine short term strategy, it isn’t necessarily a good for the game in the long term. Parking the bus is boring. Viewers don’t want boring. They want intense, exciting, dramatic games. If a game is boring, they’re more likely to change the channel, or spend their ticket money on…

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

I read that as libertarian and was confused; everyone knows that Easy Spirit shoes and threadbare cardigans are the part and parcel of communists.

Fuck Hollywood and everyone in it until Viola Davis cracks the top 10!

“She rarely gets upset over things like parking tickets or bad-hair days.”

Or running over a 5 year old, apparently.

Here’s the joke (which is wholly on the subject of the article): Fort Greene is one of the msot expensive neighborhoods in Brooklyn. It’s full $3 million brownstones, large beautiful victorian houses, and semi-bucolic tree lined streets. Fort Greene adjacent Clinton Hill is similar, but not quite as wealthy as Fort…

What a wedding announcement! It takes several paragraphs before it mentions the bride killed someone.

They should really caption that photo with her as the "buyer".

That asking your parents buy you an apartment rather than paying for your own housing really puts the ish in adultish.

Money always was. I mean not just in America: Turkey is cozying up to Russia because the US is getting tired of Turkey turning into an authoritarian state and people are starting to wonder if the US might cut off military aid one day, but Russia is willing to do business with anyone, even someone who shot down one of…

Caroline Famke seems to think, in her reporting, that the studio was unaware of the allegatoins:

Fuck him, his rapist co-writer and the his supporters online. Especially his online supporters who are trying to guilt Black women like me into supporting his unapologetic, rapist-ass just because he’s Black. Guess what, a-holes? I don’t support rapists of ANY COLOR, full stop. So you can get the fuck out and miss me…

I was just thinking it looks like she’s setting herself up to be the Ashley Judd style B-movie thriller queen for the mid 2010s (aka I’m so excited because I love trashy, brainless, high energy thrillers like Kiss the Girls, Double Jeopardy and even Twisted)

It’s like Halle said “You know my movie The Call? Let’s just do that again but this time not have me sitting on the phone for most of the movie. Also, nobody cares if some basic girl like Abigail Breslin is kidnapped, so let’s make it a younger, cute as hell boy. He can be my kid so I have more opportunities to scream…

Pitch meeting back in 2008:

So her son gets kidnapped and she just straight-up murders a bunch of other innocent people just driving to work by causing massive car accidents?

Patti looks great (even tho I dislike her irrational hatred of curly hair), but you need fruit to make wine. Hard pass at #nosugar.