Tax refunds can give you the money to start fresh.

Family attorney and I can confirm this. I am slammed from March until around mid October and then I have next to nothing to do Nov-Feb bc people are holding out for the holidays to end. Its a nice time to be slow with work, though.

Amazing! Just moments after I saw Matt Lauer’s interview, I ran into Ryan and snapped this photo:

Bills to Pay! -starring Morgan Freeman as a local man named Bill who needs to make it to Payson, AZ to meet an old scientist to make him young again.

he’s clearly on his Sam Jackson steez, and ya can’t fault him for that. A job is a job is a job.

I agree. Never did like Bruce. I watched him win in the Olympics forever ago and figured there was something wrong with that guy way back then. Ick. Now he’s Cait and no more palatable.

Yeah—God forbid we don’t all fall to our knees and kiss the ass of anyone who claims they’re oppressed and therefore anything and everything they say, claim,want or do is righteous and should never be questioned, mocked,argued,disagreed with or countered.

God forbid any of you ever shut up for half a fucking second.

See also: Texas, North Dakota, a dozen other states. Pass blatantly unconstitutional laws knowing you’ll lose, but stick it to women for several years while it’s being appealed and rack up tons of legal fees for your reactionary buddies in the AG’s office and contract law firms.

Speaking of endings, how many of you ladies feel personally victimized by Peter Thiel?

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

Wait what? Extortion? He’s being fined, FFS.

I wrestled for 10 years, including two at the college level. Wrestling is so draining and mentally fatiguing, it is not uncommon for people to lose it like that, both winning and losing. Top on some Japanese culture, never losing in the Olympics, and you get that picture.

Both! 1996 Olympic gold medalist, 5x WWE champion.

“They didn’t deserve anything being a part of my heinous decisions,” he said sobbing.

Greg Kinnear is the male Jennifer Garner.

This movie looks like a piece of shit.

I can think of worse ideas. I mean, at the very least you could stay at a Hampton Inn somewhere and get free breakfast and daily room service for like $30K.

Nice piece, Bob. It brought back bittersweet memories of my decades long feud and eventual reconciliation with Shakira, after I once described her work as "almost Charo-ish."