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I always buy an aisle seat and wait until they’ve called everyone else before boarding. That way I wait on the plane for as little time as possible, and don't have to worry about squeezing by anyone. I’ve never understood the rush to get on the plane first (unless one has children, then I get it).

Jezebel has learned that Nicholas Pavich has left The Toast, a popular lady site frequented by post-structuralist art history fans

Women over 40 don’t want to have sex? Every time I hear that chestnut the only thing I think of is “with you”.

I have talked to doctors about different pipeline drugs like these over the years (for work) and it’s what made me vow never to visit a male OBG. Yes, there are plenty of wonderful male OBGs and lots of lousy female OBGS, BUT on the whole, the males hold some really disturbing ideas about women’s sexuality that women

This was the part that started the waterworks for me. “I have gained a more profound understanding of what it is to be a mother, both through the depth of the agony I feel when my children scream and cry and from the connection my mother has to my pain. She has tried to fill the empty space in my bed, holding me each

I think a life altering tragedy always brings a loss of innocence that makes pure joy a thing of the past. It’s always mixed with a little bit of sorrow. That doesn’t mean life sucks forever afterward, but it will always be different.

Yes! I know Adichie isn’t saying you should be a raging bitch to everyone all the time, and I totally get and agree with what she is saying: girls and women are encouraged to tie our self-worth to what other people think of us, and consequently we spend way too much time trying to change and conceal and lie about what

God, yes. It’s so deeply ingrained to be likeable and inoffensive, that second-guessing is second nature for women. I try to actively go with my first thought/instinct and just put myself out there. It’s such a tough thing to do and sometimes my brain gets the best of me and I mentally beat myself up for being

We can call it the cunt pump.

You're a genius. Some engineer needs to start working on a way to make this happen immediately. We can call it the cunt pump.

I wish my period blood could just be like... sucked out of me so I don’t have to have days and days of bleeding.

This week has been full of bullshit from humanity, including have to school a dad in front of his kid (chaperoning a school trip) about why you don’t just randomly yell ‘you’re hot!’ at women in the street. Add in this ass hat and this is essentially where I’m at.

CONCUR.

How has he not been fired by now? Or at the very least put on permanent filing duty with mandatory daily counselling sessions. Fucking psycho.

My husband’s ex wrote him a Facebook message the day we announced our engagement saying “So happy for you!!!!! :) :) :)“ but then like twenty minutes later she posted a video of her singing a mash up of a bunch of Taylor Swift songs, including “You Belong With Me” and “Speak Now” the one where Taylor just straight up

Having just got married I did in fact delete every spreadsheet & list when we got home from our honeymoon. And damn it, it felt GOOD.

It’s kinda more like, there’s no more locked doors because that is illegal, but there are still really heavy doors, or doors that jam and only open a crack, or doors with special handles that only penises can open, or doors that will grab your ass when you walk through.