“MAYBE ILL GO GET DRUNK AND SLEEP THROUGH THIS EMERGENCY MUCH LIKE YOU WERE PASSED OUT FOR EVERY SINGLE MAJOR MILESTONE OF MY LIFE!”

I’m really glad I’m not the only one. The first time I knew I liked it, but after waiting more then 20 years for it my biggest thought was “I need a nap” I was really emotionally drained. Watching the second time freed up my mind to... To quote the trailer, “just let it in.” And not only did it clear up nearly all the…

I agree 100%. Moreover, on second viewing, I noticed that a few things I thought were contrived or plot hole-y actually were not. Like- Poe explicitly says he woke up in the dark, meaning by the time he woke up, Finn, Rey and BB8 had already fled the planet, and Poe had no choice but to just go an make his report.…

Visit while you still can folks. The massive influx of people moving to PDX seeking real world Portlandia is killing Portland’s charm the way that grunge and coffee fiends killed Seattle in the 90’s.

I love her.

Totally. Mumford and Sons are the Nickelback/Creed of Indie Folk. #sorrynotsorry

Funny to me that Sia gets flack for her songs sounding similar... is no one lambasting Mumford & Sons and whasserface, the narcoleptic— Lana Del Rey? Her. Their shit all sounds like the same song with slightly different lyrics each time. Where are the truckloads of crap heaped on them? #consistency

I thought the same thing. But then again, as shootings happen so freakingly often in the US, she’d be blocked from ever releasing it here if she had to take that into account.

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

As a black student at the University of Missouri, I can't tell you how amazing it has been to see how the athletic department and students of all colors coming together for this.

Far worse in my book are the relatives that kiss on the mouth on purpose. Half my fan is German - you get a handshake. The other half is Italian - which means a slobbery wet lip smooch at every occasion.

It’s crazy because Chrissy Teigen was so open about her fertility struggles, do these people not think she’s invested in this baby?? “Took us years to conceive so now that we finally have I’m so, meh. Bring on the IQ-lowering processed foods and all da bluntz! Who cares what happens!”

Thisss! A few years ago my brother mentioned how it warms his heart how much his oldest son looks out for his youngest. Said it reminded him of how I used to sit with him at night until he fell asleep if he woke up from a nightmare. I frowned. “I did?” I asked, not at all recalling these moments of sibling comfort. He…

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

Denise fails out of Hillman and runs off to elope and she’s still the favorite.

because sondra still owes clair for Princeton

He is such a scumbag that words fail me. Before she met him she was a nurse at the prestigious M.D. Anderson Cancer Center and gave up her life to follow him around for his career and his religion, only to be totally failed by him in every way. Yet he forgives her.

Heard that. I’m a true crime freakaleek, and any show I’ve seen on this case tries to make Andrea Yates the unfortunate, but villainous character while praising her husband and his strength getting through such a hard time. It was clear to me she was a truly troubled woman who listened to her God and husband tell her…

Yikes. I remember a few nights where I was so stressed and tired that I could have thrown her out the window. Glad I don’t live in an apartment where that option is available at those moments. Thankfully, at those moments, I would put her in her cot and go outside for a few minutes to calm down.

Shut the fuck up with that broken-record bullshit already.