I still listen to the Transformers soundtrack start to finish once a week.

Everybody likes “The Touch” and “Dare”... but my favorite Stan Bush track has always been “Fight to Survive” from Bloodsport. The synth-guitar solo is INSANE.

Someone should have sex with both girls so we can get It Follows Sadako and Kayako.

Hillary Clinton is the only one to blame if Hillary Clinton loses. She’s a terrible candidate that’s pissed away huge leads in two consecutive elections.

while Clinton leads by 50 points among nonwhites, a bit less than the typical Democratic margin.

That gif will never not make me laugh. Whoever created it did a great service to online humanity.

*paints his face*

Yes, this. I fucking hate Dayton, Ohio. I could easily see how living there might kill Dr. Grant.

he’s now retired to Dayton, Ohio, and has a very successful accountancy business

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Jeez, why don’t y’all just trust Michael Bay’s judgement?

So you’re telling me that a guy is using his own money to do something that he wants to do? This is a shocking and unprecedented turn of events.

The Team That Should Really Happen:

The Gunslinger fled across our consciousness, and the Terminator followed.

Better take back my Avatar costume. Only blue people should be able to wear it.....

Only Polynesian children are allowed to dress up as him! You STICK with your RACE and don’t go OUTSIDE YOUR BOUNDARIESSSSS!!!!!

*eyeroll gif*

Hooray for reducing diversity in the costume aisles! White kids should stick to dressing up as white characters, as God intended.

lighten up, francis.