We won’t.

All the angry liberals throwing up declarations on Jezebel don’t actually show up to vote. Not in the mid-terms, certainly not locally.

Old people vote. And they vote conservative. Rich people vote. Conservative. Disenfranchised people vote, and, believe it or not, that includes lots and lots of…

The left has been acting honorable and level-headed?

Funny, it wasn’t people on the right calling me a racist, a rape-apologist, and a literal Nazi for not voting for Hillary.

If this is you people acting level-headed I’d hate to see what happens when you don’t.

I’m assuming it’s more destroying overwhelmingly…

You mean the Clinton Global Initiative?

Oh, shit, you were talking about the other family of corrupt, rich assholes.

My bad.

Because of Hillary had won there is no way shape or form that Chelsea Clinton would have been given a visible job in government or helped out with that stuff?

Are you high?

The moron’s not even President yet and you people are already exhausting your outrage rations. It’s a finite source, you know.

So after crying…

Censor that comedy. Go for it. Some things are just not allowed to be joked about. That list is now how many thousands of pages long?

As an actual liberal (in other words I believe in freedom and equality, not censorship and thought policing) it triggers my secret 15 genders that fuck nuts like you people are going…

Oh, no. Is the playground okay?

When did the Nazis arrive? Are they rounding up Jews as we speak? 

There has never before, in the history of America, been a graffiti swastika drawn on any surface. Ever!

Oh, LAWD THIS IS THE END TIMES.

You’re right. No one is ever harassed out of college by the Left.

No one ever gets doxxed by leftist activist who do their best to libel and slander them into losing their jobs or becoming a pariah. Never has happened.

No one on the left ever went on national television and made incredibly racist blanket…

Yes.

Ah, CNN, the media that helped push Hillary on her path to defeat and Trump on his way to victory. That trustworthy news source that gave Trump non-stop media coverage, for free, whenever he did something outrageous.

And now CNN is afraid of the monster they helped create.

Fuck them.

And fuck Gawker, too. Your…

Yes your one example in a country of 300 million really means that a lot of Americans must agree with such things.

You nailed it.

WIth that level of research and logic you should be writing for Jezebel.

And that was a terrible, indefensible thing FDR did.
So all SJWs like Katharine should now say his name should be struck from history, that it disqualifies him from every other accomplishment (you know like building the middle class, the infrastructure of the country, ending the Great depression, winning WWII, and a…

HOw about you take your midwester puritanical sensibilities and shove them right up your actual ass?

There is no murder in a video game.

I’ll give you an important hint: there are no actual people in the game.

They are not sentient lifeforms.

No suffering was involved.

No one died.

Murder? Read 1001 Nights, read…

Yeah it’s awful. Which is why it’s strange that Gawker media gleefully does the same thing.

It’s a really shitty thing to do to someone.

But not the ‘journalist’ apparently. Jesus.

So I mean Gawker would be proud, right?

People’s sexuality and their desire to keep that to themselves is none of their business, right?

And didn’t your former editor flippantly say something about selling kids sex tapes for profit and publicity?

But please try and ride this high horse.

Please.

Is English your 7th language?

I sent your headline to a panel of experts and they just texted me back a picture of a middle finger.

I guess it’s wrong to snigger at how this is going to screw things up for rich ass New York.

But I’ll do it anyway.

All you people do is put out pretentious music, screw up flights for the rest of the country, and produce Donald Trump. Screw you.

The world may end, but these next four years are certainly going to be entertaining.

And nor do you people speak for all gamers.

If you want to play games where everyone holds hands and fluffy bunnies run through the fields then congrats you are living in the age of choice. There are only about 50 million early access games on Steam right now that are right up your alley.

But you people look at…

So all those women gamers who enjoy Skyrim and GTA and Fallout are just reptilian testicles? Gotcha.

When I play some ‘macho’ game like Bad Company 2 I would routinely stop what I was doing to marvel at the beautiful graphics, to try and see how good the water effects were, etc.

Oh, no, where have my testicles…