But not the ‘journalist’ apparently. Jesus.

So I mean Gawker would be proud, right?

People’s sexuality and their desire to keep that to themselves is none of their business, right?

And didn’t your former editor flippantly say something about selling kids sex tapes for profit and publicity?

But please try and ride this high horse.

Please.

Is English your 7th language?

I sent your headline to a panel of experts and they just texted me back a picture of a middle finger.

I guess it’s wrong to snigger at how this is going to screw things up for rich ass New York.

But I’ll do it anyway.

All you people do is put out pretentious music, screw up flights for the rest of the country, and produce Donald Trump. Screw you.

The world may end, but these next four years are certainly going to be entertaining.

And nor do you people speak for all gamers.

If you want to play games where everyone holds hands and fluffy bunnies run through the fields then congrats you are living in the age of choice. There are only about 50 million early access games on Steam right now that are right up your alley.

But you people look at…

So all those women gamers who enjoy Skyrim and GTA and Fallout are just reptilian testicles? Gotcha.

When I play some ‘macho’ game like Bad Company 2 I would routinely stop what I was doing to marvel at the beautiful graphics, to try and see how good the water effects were, etc.

Oh, no, where have my testicles…

A fucking men.

As a pun and a response to this reasoned approach.

CJ Craig wonders why her sexuality is so damn important to you people.

Maybe he just thought that corner back was dead.

I mean if I was watching Green Bay recently I’d assume most of the back field was dead. . .

That’s some really good, harsh advice.

ALl love struck Romeos need it sometime.

Says the guy who is fielding text messages from a woman seeing her long distance on and off boyfriend and trying to ignore the fact that I’m the bag guy here.

WIth that said, when she gets back into town tomorrow I’m totally going back…

Yeah, but if they grow up playing golf they’ll be the guys we’re all making fun of in the weight room.

I mean my athletic scholarship was for tennis, but even we were hulking behemoths compared to the golfers.

Then again, glad the golfers were around, it really helped me bond with the football and basketball players…

The NBA? YOu mean the sport where they have fixed the playoffs at least twice? The sport where the pros only put in effort in the bottom half of the second half? Where defense is more of a esoteric concept than a known skill?

Weird how it is a focus of liberal universities and old money. Does increased exposure to smug professors who go into a fetal position at the idea of changing a car tire and having a trust fund to pay for your Brooklyn apartment make you more Liberal and less able to deal with the results of a free election? Maybe…

Yeah and people are so clever now.

I nod meaningfully at the Gizmodo front page.

Sounds good, but if that was true we might have had a gay marriage amendment back in 2004 and good luck changing that now.

Ditto with civil rights votes and all that stuff.

The electoral college, while not at all perfect, is supposed to save us from mob rule and from the whims of either rural America or urban…

Uh. . . yes it is.

See there are these things called numbers and they have assigned values.

50 and 50 are the same number. Very close.

51 and 49 are almost the same number (see above if you’re confused) and it’s quite close.

51 and 48 are also pretty close to 50/50. If I went too fast just keep reviewing the…

But how can we blame the evil rural white people for everything if a map shows that a lot of them voted for Hillary?

how can I scream ‘thanks white men’ to everyone if so many of them supported my candidate?

How can Gizmodo continue the narrative if you put up articles like this?

How long till your editors have you…

Thanks for the exceptionally loud autoplay video.

Lots of real pros on Jezebel. . .

This is terrible.

If only a spoiler of a democratic candidate hadn’t been pushed by the media (like Jezebel) as a ‘can’t lose’ to this sort of fascism we might have had a liberal who could have beaten Trump and none of this would be happening.

If only huh?