Weird how it is a focus of liberal universities and old money. Does increased exposure to smug professors who go into a fetal position at the idea of changing a car tire and having a trust fund to pay for your Brooklyn apartment make you more Liberal and less able to deal with the results of a free election? Maybe…

Yeah and people are so clever now.

I nod meaningfully at the Gizmodo front page.

Sounds good, but if that was true we might have had a gay marriage amendment back in 2004 and good luck changing that now.

Ditto with civil rights votes and all that stuff.

The electoral college, while not at all perfect, is supposed to save us from mob rule and from the whims of either rural America or urban…

Uh. . . yes it is.

See there are these things called numbers and they have assigned values.

50 and 50 are the same number. Very close.

51 and 49 are almost the same number (see above if you’re confused) and it’s quite close.

51 and 48 are also pretty close to 50/50. If I went too fast just keep reviewing the…

But how can we blame the evil rural white people for everything if a map shows that a lot of them voted for Hillary?

how can I scream ‘thanks white men’ to everyone if so many of them supported my candidate?

How can Gizmodo continue the narrative if you put up articles like this?

How long till your editors have you…

Thanks for the exceptionally loud autoplay video.

Lots of real pros on Jezebel. . .

This is terrible.

If only a spoiler of a democratic candidate hadn’t been pushed by the media (like Jezebel) as a ‘can’t lose’ to this sort of fascism we might have had a liberal who could have beaten Trump and none of this would be happening.

If only huh?

I was just thinking the same thing.
I don’t think I’ve ever been to San Fran and not seen dongs everywhere.

Or maybe it’s just the clubs I go to.

To be honest, it is pretty ugly.

But if he is otherwise a quiet neighbor that doesn’t have meth head friends trying to break into your home be thankful for that and shut it.

I’m just guessing here, but the ‘offended by trailer’ people were also probably literally shaking after the election. Maybe they went inside…

That’s all true, but that isn’t an eternal bullet proof shield on his conscience.

And the ‘what have you done?’ is a silly argument.

Okay. . . Donald Trump is a billionaire and has donated hundreds of millions of dollars to charity. What have you done that compares to that, fucker?

Not sure I understand the logic.
So wikileaks exposing the malfeasance in the Clinton campaign is the reason why she lost?

I see nothing wrong with that sentence whatsoever.

No one made up the email scandal. That was her being a moron or downright corrupt again. Take your pick. If the scandal wasn’t already…

Neat, but he’s going to have a fun time closing those bases when he goes head to head with the Pentagon and all the vested interests.

The military industrial machine is much, much bigger than any President. Even one with Trump’s ego.

He ain’t closing shit.

pouring more money into the military I can totally see…

Hey emails are no one’s business, right?

They don’t need to be revealed. Wikileaks was wrong to do so, right?

Right?

Funny, I remember the Tea Party saying the exact same thing back in 2008. . .

You can write 1,000 articles calling Donald Trump a racist and everything he does a Nazi, but you can never unlick the butthole of trying to shame us all into voting for your loser candidate who lost the election to him and gave us an unthinkable Trump presidency in the first place.

Own it.

People like you are the ones who helped hand this election to Trump.

And your inability to be critical of anything that wasn’t born with white skin will hand re-election to him, too.

SO you can go fuck your own fragile feelings and have another cry in or scream about wanting a do-over, throw more tantrums like a…

Well maybe stay off Tumblr for a day and your fears that the actual apocalypse is occurring will lesson. Everything you wrote sounds terrifying until you realize it’s all about ‘feelings’. You feel scared. That’s terrible. But those aren’t facts.

I’m guessing college professor? In other words the very people we…

Uh, a whole lot of Republicans didn’t vote either. Be careful what you wish for.

Calm down.

You’re scaring the women and children.

Pence is way, way scarier. He’s a competent politician and demagogue. He really will go after the gays and women’s rights.

Yet again, great work Hillary camp. Great work.