Stop.

no one is impressed by Olde English namedropping. Just stop.

Yes, college was fun for all of us. Yes, being a literature major was great.

But stop.

The moments where it stumbles morally, you mean.

Like your opinion.

You are not critiquing the game itself, but the, I dunno, thematics? symbolism?

You’re trying to conflate two completely different game modes and complaining they are not tonally consistent.

Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

Remember that joke of an article about the guy who hated rock music and Rockband reviewing Rockband 4?

Kotaku: Hmmm, let’s get that one person who hates shooters to review a shooter game.

Print. Perfect.

And if someone made a video game of Hillary being shot again and again in a ‘hilarious’ spray of blood just how many Cecilia articles denouncing the evil gamergaters would there be?

I’m guessing. . . 4.

Agreed. And all those people who might have some real juicy stuff about the Clintons should release that, too?

You’re saying you support wikileaks then?

Personally, I despise Hillary, but I disagree with wikileaks taking a biased stance. But you do you, boo.

Why not just add ‘to death’ at the end of your headline…

You really think Gohmert hasn’t already done that. Girl, Gohmert has eaten more glass, clay, dirt, gasoline, uncooked meat, rocks, cat turds, and tin foil than you’ve even SEEN.

How do you think he got all that brain damage?

Awful lot of half-dressed males assaulting your poor female guests with their manspreading packages.

Just think of all the stare-raping that went on here. It triggers me to my core.

I’ll retreat to a safe space since apparently Kotaku is now fully in favor of the sexist patriarchy which demands skin for cosplay. …

Well if there was one website who would virtue signal for and stand up for fictional videogame NPCs it’s Kotaku.

Video games, like all fiction, can sometimes pull on your emotional strings, but it’s a pretty weird stance to proclaim that we should all feel guilty for what we did to fictional characters.

Uh. ..…

Well Z didn’t start out with non-stop Deus Ex Machina transformations. That shit started in the second half of Namek.

And it was at least a little fresh back then. It wasn’t just all saiyens all the time.

Explain how Super is any better than GT?

When people say that women are catty and obsessed with clothes rather than the substance of things Jezebel is there to prove them exactly right.

Keep on being a stereotype.

Yeah please make this about identity politics to divide all of Trump’s enemies. That’s how we got here in the first place, asshat.

Has any candidate ever, I mean EVER had a more disastrous run than this guy?

And yet, still, Hillary is barely ahead. Within the margin of error in many polls.

Once again. Good work.

I know and people that like sports always riot and burn stuff down, especially the negros, amiright?

And those ladies with their periods are all dominated by their emotions. They can’t be the scientists or the presidents, amiright?

See what you did?

But only America right?

It’s crazy to me that some people don’t think the world has serious race problems.

Guess what, now that we have many multicultural societies we have many race problems.

What a revelation.

Name a time in history when all races and creeds coexisted like happy little campers.

Name a time in…

I have a real question. Since you only have 1 follower why all the posts to your own little page no one goes to?

Also, I’m beginning to think you’re on the Asberger spectrum so I apologize for my above posts. You’re doing a good job.

Keep up the good work.

The internet is good for your socialization.

Just…

Reacting with the dictionary definition? You are young. That kind of response was weak sauce back in the days of IIRC.

When you get a little older you’ll find that people that must resort to being condescending and only zeroing in on grammar, spelling, or supplying dictionary definitions are not, in fact, all that…

K, you go do that. And when the trolls find a way please come back here, tears streaming down your face at the failure of your Jurassic Park.

Trolls. . .ah. . . will find a way.

Yes, constant media coverage and talking about the Westboro Baptist Church really solved those trolls, right? At least we can say we all tried. We didn’t give them exactly what they wanted for years, exacerbating their trolling while doing nothing but making ourselves feel good. Right?

Sophomore year in high school can be a lonely place, right?

Honestly, you have a beautiful sentiment that is clearly coming from someone who is still young and naive. Right now you’re pissed that I would be a ‘troll’ and say such things but you’ll understand in a few years.

And when they get around that? And when the next feature comes up? And? And? And?

Trolls will always exist. People like you will always try to think of ways to show them the door. They will always just climb back in the window. People like you fume and get angry, the trolls get happy.

You feed the trolls. You…