“As you'd expect, I've done this properly"

Not sure why I got an erection while reading this but it’s the new Willenium so anything is possible.

I know they haven’t played anyone good except the Bills, but it’s still worth noting the Pats are on pace to absolutely shatter their own NFL record for point differential in a season (+315 in 2007, currently at +175 and on pace for +400).

Too many auto-playing ads. 

Can you direct me to where the line forms to punch this walking penis in the face.

Too much of mom’s chili

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

It is interesting “spin” on their part to call this an Experimental Study, when everybody knows the answer— the passengers in the lie-flat seats and free booze can pretty much sleep the whole way.  Give ‘em enough comfort and you can tolerate the ride.

Thomas signed with New England in April after being cut by Houston in February. He looked great in preseason, and while the Patriots cut him days later, they did so with the intention of re-adding him to the roster. They signed him to a one-year deal two days after cutting him [in August], but once Antonio Brown…

Two weeks later, I was gone. So, it’s like, ‘Why did I waste my time?’

In 15 years, the NFL will say this is how he got CTE.

I’ve heard of “suicide by cop” before, but “suicide by Myles Garrett” is new to me.

It’s always heartening to see the Cardinals lose, but to see them lose like this? Just goes to show there’s still some good in the world.

I thought for sure with the bases loaded in the top of the 8th the Nats were screwed.

So who’s going to be the scapegoat for Cardinals fans? My money is on Dexter Fowler, former Cub and admitted person of color.