Why swap a Toyota V8 in to a BMW?

Porsche drivers be like

Hey Torch, man, thanks for a bunch of good times here. I’m sorry the site is exploding due to weaponized incompetence, but if it’s any consolation the work you and your colleagues do is great, and I am confident it will soon be recognized by someone who knows how to, say, own and operate a media website.

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

Have you met the quarterback?

yeah 2011 cars are total garbage that are barely still on the road.

“The old ICE cars will then be scrapped.”

Infrastructure and education? Not sexy enough.

“The plan would be key to reducing the impact of climate change enriching those with influence over the government.”

454 billion? Can we fix the roads and schools first.

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

I’m honestly surprised that the players wont be independent contractors. 

Why pay QBs $500K? Spread the wealth around to the other players. It’s secondary league/offseason football. Nobody is watching the XFL because of the QBs who can’t make 3rd string NFL practice squads.

He will need that prize money if he only eats Whole Foods.

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

Maybe if it’s in a box? There’s a three step process that they say works pretty well...

Apparently this is why we need a wall on the Colorado border.

“The male subject responded, ‘no, can you give me 10 seconds.’”

“it’s in their hands now”