iamhimeros
Casey Kasem's Frozen Testes
iamhimeros

The problem isn't Sunday weddings, the problem is you having kids!

The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

I’ll allow it. Redheads with beards should be banned from pretty much all public places just on principle.

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Free Agency needs to happen earlier or young players need to get more money earlier.

Both of those situations sound like the exact sort of thing that owners might refuse to budge on since it might prevent them from hoarding young, cost-controlled talent.

My Mets have Pete Alonso in the middle of a downvote MVP and

The ball is clearly juiced. But your arguments are a slow dribbler to the pitcher.

I’m on Syndergaard’s side on this, but pitchers are high-strung lunatics. Not just MLB pitchers. Minor league pitchers. College pitchers. High school pitchers. Rec league softball pitchers.

In the cases of Cone and Maddux, I would argue that the results from having a personal catcher were well worth it. Unless you think that somehow Maddux winning 355 games was disappointing.

Ummmmm....NFL Wide Receivers??????

deGrom’s agent last year lobbied the Mets for days about Mesoraco being deGrom’s catcher because of comfortably concerns. This year, deGrom’s agent is now the General Manager, and he can’t be bothered with the request. 

Stop making sense, dammit. This is the Mets, remember?

From a logical standpoint, if he pitches better with guys that are NOT Ramos, wouldn’t it follow that you don’t need as much firepower in the lineup? 

This is so stupid. If you can’t figure out a way to have 35 of your starting catchers 40ish off days fall every 5th day to literally give your team a better shot at winning, then . . . wait, shit. Sorry. Mets. Got it.

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

It’s even worse. Someone made this design and someone else (multiple others?!) approved it. Sheesh. 

What kills me is that this is a decision someone consciously made. Some actual human being is that stupid.