Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

Breaking news: Foles unable to throw football with third arm

It’s surreal. The Raiders got literally nothing for 2 picks.

So he wanted to go to the Patriots because they are good and it would burn the Steelers, the Steelers said no, Rosenhaus is his agent, he has a series of bizarre issues that culminate in a demand to be cut, he gets cut, a camera crew following him around happens to catch him finding out and he starts cheering and…

The fact that the Patriots getting Antonia Brown from Steelers ended up costing a third and a fifth round pick... from Raiders who got nothing in the end continues to both baffle me and be utterly hilarious.

“The RunaBrownd. We’ve seen it. We’ve covered it.”

Considering the whole time this was happening there was an actual documentary crew following everyone around and filming as much as possible, that makes the comparison even more fitting.

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

That’s ridiculous.....

Yeah, injured players don’t hit HRs at high rates!

Not to mention this is the first year since he has been in KC where he has been fully healthy and not in a clogged outfield like he was in Chicago

The guy who, coming into this season, had 38 career homers in 1,132 plate appearances to his name.

he’s a good bet to repeat this next year since Soler power is a renewable resource

Pitcher: “Your frequent replacement of perfectly fine baseballs is excessive.”

Umpire: “What? Why wouldn’t the Freemasons find Spaceballs impressive?”

[...mutual confused silence...]

Pitcher, Umpire, Batter, and Catcher together: “Bill Pullman sucks.”

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

What a productive two days you’ve had.

I’ve noticed that there is a section of the Patriots fanbase that I’ve grown to really dislike,