I think you mean 2021 Divisional Round playoff game. 

Strategic kitten reserves are a staple of any good party.

The Super Bowl was so boring that people at the party didn't even stop talking through the commercials. The hosts had locked away their kittens but let them out at halftime to entertain us because the game sure wasn't getting the job done. 

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

As a Lions fan I can take solace in the fact that we scored as many touchdowns in the Super Bowl as the Rams.

I feel bad for the guy. The GM is the one making these trades. They’re collecting a lot of picks for these trades but we all know that means this season is a wash. Not that anyone should expect the Dolphins to make good decisions with those draft picks. I mean, we’ve all seen them play over the last twenty some-odd yea…

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

She was great in The Shining, but that’s not important right now.

Not as funny as a kicker named “Blewitt.”

looks like you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go…

“If what has happened is a memory and whats going to happen is a thought, you’re taking yourself out of right now. So in that case, every hour is happy hour”- me to a completely empty bar and a visibly uncomfortable bartender at 8am on a Tuesday

Baker is looking at this from a borderline rational viewpoint. He needs to approach this with a pair of “Eli is Elite” googles on.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Your ... argument here is that Antonio Brown doesn’t want to play football because it’s dangerous and he’s using the helmet thing as an excuse not to play but still get paid?

“AB throwing to himself for 10,000 yards proves how selfish he is! We got Big Ben who spreads the ball to both Ryan Switzer and Jesse James!”

As one of those sewer trash, I can confirm that I’m now able to achieve climax to a photo of a Raiders helmet.

I’m a little unclear on the chain of events here. The rule says all helmets more than 10 years old are out. His helmet is 12 years old. So last year it was 11. I was taught 11 was more than 10 in kindergarten. How was last year not the “grace period?”

Grievance 3: He never got the notice about the new helmet rules because it was sent to an old email address.

I love watching this disaster but also hate anything that makes a Steelers fan happy. I’m genuinely conflicted here.