So the Yankees are just going to mime giving a giant a handjob for the rest of the season?

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

so Brown is going to pack up and go somewhere else if people don’t give in to his demands? I wonder where he got the idea that would work?

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…

“Western Pennsylvania cracker plant”

browns fan here: i actually was rooting for the browns to lose that game, just because the steelers missing the playoffs meant so much more to me than the browns finishing with a winning record.

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

Buddy. Give Cirque du Soleil a shot.

I’ve said it before, I will say it again. Javy Baez is a national treasure.

“The ninth inning of Thursday night’s Cubs-Reds game was a real circus, and I mean that in a good way.”

To be fair, the river did stare at that home run for a really long time.

These owners really need to stick to sports.

I’m surprised it’s got dust on it.

Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough. 

“From this alternate camera angle, we can clearly see Thomas’s thumb is extended, as are all five fingers on his left hand. That’s seven fingers, obviously a reference to WTC Tower 7, which mysteriously collapsed on 9/11 despite suffering no direct impact from any plane. This proves that Thomas wasn’t angry with me,…

Old man yells at cloudbased ads

I think Thomas didn’t go far enough. If he wanted to act like a true seahawk, he should have shit on Carroll’s head.

Thomas’s middle finger wasn’t all that hard to interpret