If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

I live near Yellowstone and the number of idiots who get too close to bison and other wildlife is mind-boggling. And the Park Service has signs everywhere telling them not to.

Sick flip tho

‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

I remember when the Dolphins hired Adam Gase away from the Bears and us Bears fans were very upset about it because of how great he was with Cutler that year. And then they signed Dowell (not a name) Loggains and he perpetually shit the bed every week while coaching Brandon Marshall, Alshon Jeffrey, and Matt Forte.…

Mark Grace: “98 strikeouts in 239 at-bats? Kid, you need a slumpbuster.”

I love boxing, but boxing probably shouldn’t be a thing.

I feel obligated to point out in any article about the Cardinals just how fucking ridiculous the list of quarterbacks that Larry Fitzgerald has played with over the years is. Still, despite this he’s 2nd all time in yards, 3rd (will likely move up to 2nd this season) in receptions, and 6th in TDs. He’s nearly matched…

Bears fans.  I’m dreading how many times he’s going to post the Double Doink video  and I am already preparing a rant.  

It’s always going to be Boston. Doesn’t matter the sport or the year or how good or bad the team was the previous year. Boston fans will be the most aggrieved.

That and that it was Sosa’s first career hit.

Part of the point of sliding is to avoid overrunning the base.

Puig should get to play every game in those sleeveless jerseys

Starting price at less than $60k.... Consider the game changed.

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

One of the post-retirement benefits negotiated by the MLBPA is that if you like your steroid provider, you can keep it.